This is just fucking offensive I’m adopted you stupid shirt

This is just fucking offensive I’m adopted you stupid shirt

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squidgybuttblog:

dragonlordoferebor:

was-that-a-pun:

benedictsbanana:

leonawriter:

skinnysanity:

The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

I need adultier adult

#I NEED A BETTER ADULT

AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT

[ADULTING INTENSIFIES] 

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least

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sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

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scarred-fallenangel:

imperfect-fallen-angel:

I love how he knows he’ll be back.

Well after so many times you’d think even he would get the message.

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interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

image

image

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brandiglanville:

jnte:

Did she really say that? I need audio

You can literally read her lips say this exact sentence.

brandiglanville:

jnte:

Did she really say that? I need audio

You can literally read her lips say this exact sentence.

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